East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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