Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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