ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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