people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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