At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
