Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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