what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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