I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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