it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
you never un-have a 4some
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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