Where is the hickey?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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