I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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