i wish there were pregnant emoticons
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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