Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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