is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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