god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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