my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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