He is an equal opportunity slut.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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