I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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