im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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