When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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