Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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