I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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