Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
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