Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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