You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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