I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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