If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
