kristin has been a bad kristin
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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