i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
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