no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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