I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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