He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Boobs are out for the taking
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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