if i can run in heels then i can drive
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
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I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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