I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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