Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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