no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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