i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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