you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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