Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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