I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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