D3 body, D1 cock
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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