Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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