she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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