Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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