in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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