How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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