I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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