? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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