Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
