I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Randomize
