David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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