its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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