god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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